Client #128: Parsley


Likes: Personal space

Dislikes: Taking his thyroid medication

Longest stretch without moving: 26 hours, 32 minutes and 7 seconds

Claim to fame: Reigning champion of the “Be a  Statue” competition for four years running


NB: The original version of this profile cast Parsley in a far more positive light, but after a bit of an ordeal giving him his meds from which I walked away with tears and a bloody hand, it’s fair to say I’m not his biggest fan RIGHT NOW.

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